Dumb

Actual quotes from a real live blog I was reading earlier:

"Whoa and behold"
"the vain of existence"
"Oober.."
"more sizable for you" as in more equal to your size- gosh I love this chick.

I know I'm dumb. I'm not proud of it or anything, but I'm ok with it. We can't all be smart, nor do we need to be. That's why I picked Justin and put him in my vice-like love grip from which he can never escape. He'll do the smart in our family.

But if I ever sound that stupid someone needs to do like Ryan did with Creed on The Office and just make me think that a word document is my blog. Or some other solution to avoid all my stupid leaking out onto the interwebs and infecting the general population. Please? Much obliged.